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"FunnyOakey"(Funny Karaoke Terms)AC/DC/Oakey - The guy who turns in Hells Bells [with no chance in hell of hitting those high parts]. Accompany-Oakey - Someone who pretends to play an instrument while others are singing. Aliasy-Oakey - Someone who puts down fake names so they can sing more often. Am-I-Nexty-Oakey - When singer keep bugging the KJ to see when it's their turn. AmericanPiey-Oakey - When someone who can't sing picks a ten-minute long song. Annie-Oakey - Young girl singing Tomorrow AssyKickey-Oakey - What a singer gets who throws down that brand new $400 microphone the KJ just replaced after being damaged last week. AudioPhool-Okaey - Someone who knows nothing about audio, but always tries to tell the KJ how to run the sound BarbWirey-Oakey - What I want around the KJ stand to keep the idiots away. Barely-Oakey - When someone sings into the mic so timidly that you can't hear them. Barey-Oakey - Singing au natural (in the buff) (see: StripperOakey) Blarey-Oakey - When the music is WAY TOO LOUD! BloodyMary-Oakey - Any show that lasts until daylight BohemiaNevrosey-Oakey - The irresistible urge to bang one’s head in the instrumental break of Bohemian Rhapsody Boogie-Oakey - A disorder, which compels otherwise conservative individuals to stampede blindly to the dance floor when someone sings "Play that funky music" BrokieOakey - Singing withdrawals suffered the weekend before you get paid. Bribey-Oakey - When a $20 tip gets you put next in the rotation. Bury-Oakey - Any song that has been done to death Can-I-Sing-Next?-Oakey - When someone comes to the DJ and asks to sing because "My friends are leaving" or "We're leaving" (If you let them sing, you will later discover they were lying!) CarryNo-Key - description of a particularly bad singer Chairy-Oakey - A person who sits to sing (also see LinusOakey) Cherry-Oakey - A first time karaoke singer ClappusAloneus-Oakey - When you are the only one clapping ClappusFalseAlarmus-Oakey - Accidentally clapping for the dance music. This is usually paired with the aforementioned ClapAloneusOakey and usually followed by ClappusInterruptusOakey ClappusInterruptus-Oakey - Clapping, then suddenly stopping because the song isn’t over CoverChargie-Oakey - A venue that charges you to sing or makes you pay a cover charge Darey-Oakey - A friend picks a song that you have never tried Dedication-Oakey - Any ballad sung in hopes of gaining female companionship for the evening. Derrierie-Oakey - Randomly pulling a song title out of your ass and trying to sing it. Distracted-Oakey - When the person sitting closest to the singer sings off key along with EVERY song and way too loud. Dorkapella-Oakey - Someone who wants to sing a "special song" with no music, that has 14 verses and refuses to stop until the KJ or the next singer wrestles the mic from them. Drunky-Oakey - Five minutes until the set is over and now everyone wants to sing! Dyslexic-Oakey - The one guy who always claps out of rhythm with the rest of the crowd, just to annoy others. Elvis-Oakey - The guy who swears his name IS Elvis. (He's been in every Karaoke bar!) Embarrassie-Oakey - When a guy goes out and sings a love song to his date, especially if it's a first date. (also see: SeeYaLoserOakey) Envy-Oakey - When a woman sings a man's song. Fairly-Oakey - When a new song turns out to be OK and you'll try it again. Fairy-Oakey - A man who sings show tunes, Liza Minelli songs or Somewhere Over the Rainbow. Geri-Oakey - Karaoke for the elderly. Glarey-Oakey - Unable to read the monitor because there is a spotlight in your face. Goofy-Oakey - Do I really have to describe this one? Gothy-Oakey - You know the one. Black, short hair, black fingernails, black outfit, silver jewelry..... Grumpy-Oakey - There's always one in the crowd. Happy-Oakey - What we all feel during applause after we nailed a song. HariKari-Oakey - Equating the fear of singing with suicide. Harmoniky-Oakey - When the toothless guy wants to accompany everyone on his harmonica. HokeyPokey-Oakey - "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out........." Holy-Oakey - Gospel music sung at a karaoke bar. Horny-Oakey - What every guy feels when the one sexy girl in the bar sings. Huggy-Oakey - When an old guy gets a pretty girl to sing with him, so he can grope her. Impairie-Oakey - When dancers on the floor block your view of the monitor Isn't-That-Cutie-Oakey -When a 3 year-old sings anything FriendsInLowPlaces-Oakey - Any song that has never been performed by less than 20 people Jumpy-Oakey - A singer who jumps around while singing (see: CdSkippyOakey) Justifiable-Oakey - Any guy who sings "Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone" and dedicates it to his ex-wife ChainSmokie-Oakey - A nervous condition that occurs before trying out a new song KaraChokie-Oakey - Having to cut a verse short due to saliva going down the wrong tube KaraNookie-Oakey - What every guy prays for after any given night of singing (exception: see FairyOakey) Whorey-Oakey - Someone who's hooked after their first song KaraSlowpokie-Oakey - A singer who takes forever to get to the stage KaraSmokie-Oakey - A KJ who uses the fog machine way too much, making it impossible to sing Karate-Oakey - When a singer does an Elvis song with leg kicks, arm thrusts etc... KaraYucky-Oakey - The song that makes you run for the bathroom or a smoke break. KickyDrunky'sAssy-Oakey - When the uninvited drunk joins you on the song you've waited 2 hours to sing Linus-Oakey - A singer will only sing if someone else is up there, too. Nary-Oakey - A town that doesn't have a karaoke venue Micro-Phobi-Oakey - One who holds the mic down about their waist or out at arms length Missy-Oakey - What you feel when you haven't been able to sing in a week Murphy's-Oakey - The worst singer will always pic the longest song and sing the loudest. MyFriendsAreLeaving-Oakey - A singer who uses that line to try to get bumped up in the rotation Nashville-Oakey - Too many country songs in a row NervousKj-Oakey - A KJ that runs back and forth, adjusting the sound every minute as if they were running the Boston Marathon NotThere-Oakey - When the next person you call up has left without telling the KJ OhNo-Oakey - When you see Elvis turn in an Eagles or Bee Gees song UhOh-Oakey - A girl sings, you yell out "YOU SUCK!" and her 6-6 husband is sitting at the next table. (Also see: "RunLikeHellOakey") PeePee-Oakey - The bathroom urge you get just before you're called to sing. Pitty-Oakey - The act of complimenting a singer’s not so good performance Prematurey-Oakey - The crowds starts clapping and the song isn't over. Rapper-Oakey - Someone who wraps their hand around the head of the mic, thinking it looks cool. (But, completely unaware that it makes their voice sound like they’re singing in mud.) Restart-Oakey - A singer asks the KJ "Uh, can I start over?" (see: WhyAmINotBeingCalledToSingOakey) Retali-Oakey - When you laughed at a singer and he waited outside to kick your butt. Scary-Oakey - Attempting a song for the first time and you're pretty sure it's gonna suck. Scatty-Oakey - The uncontrollable urge to improvise during musical breaks. Screamy-Oakey - Someone who screams into the mic before they start. (They always suck when they sing, too..) Sexy-Oakey - What girls wear during karaoke contests. Shaky-Oakey - A singer who's legs shake uncontrollably while singing. Sharey-Oakey [#1] - When you and some friends "tag-team" through a song. Sharey-Oakey [#2] - Wandering around with a cordless mic to get others to sing with you. Sleepy-Oakey - Karaoke 'til 3:00 AM. Solitairey-Oakey - When the KJ is forced to sing 'cause there are no sign-ups. Sorry-Oakey - Events that make you wish you had stayed at home. Speedy-Oakey - Getting as many singers up as possible in the last hour of the gig. Splatter-Oakey - When the disc is dirty or worn and the lyrics are all screwed up. Squinty-Oakey - Eye Strain caused by trying to read karaoke books in dimly lit bars. Stingy-Oakey - Someone who goes to karaoke and drinks only water . (or sneaks in a Coke) to avoid spending money. StingyOakey's can easily be identified, as they are usually the biggest complainers about the rotation. Stripper-Oakey - The uncontrollable urge to strip while singing. Sweary-Oakey - Someone who changes the lyrics in order to cuss for the hell of it. Tokyo-Oakey - Walking into an all Japanese sing along. Trooper-Oakey - You write down the wrong number, but sing the song anyway. Unfairy-Oakey - A person who always complains after losing a contest. (Also see: IWasRobbedOakey) Virgin-Oakey - Someone who's never done karaoke before. (later see: WhoreyOakey) Wary-Oakey - Getting up to sing in a group song but no way will you get near the mic. Weary-Oakey - The third time you hear the same song in a single night. Wherie-Oakey - Frantic search for a singing fix when a karaoke junkie visits a new town. Where'dTheyGo-Oakey - A song, whenever performed, no matter how well performed, induces a customers to head to the bathroom, outside or anywhere else away from the karaoke singing. Whitey-Oakey - A fellow with no rhythm who sings Strokin' anyway. Whorey-Oakey - A previous VirginOakey who now won't give up the microphone. Willie-Oakey - Someone who's a half-step off time, for no apparent reason. YouNeverEvenCalledMeByMyName-Oakey - The beer joint national anthem that everyone knows.
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